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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why am I tired all the time?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Just Forget it!

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Then came..

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

Still no good.

No go.

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?