What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:37

They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Just Forget it!
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Then came..
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
Still no good.
—
No go.
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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